100+ Funny & Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Who says that cheesy pick-up lines are ineffective? One of the best ways to win someone over is to make them laugh. So if you are thinking of someone, this is a nice way to strike up a conversation or make them smile.

A perfect cheesy pick-up line is like having the ideal wingman; you simply know the deal will be closed. Whether you're looking for cute pick-up lines to tell a girl you like her or need some cheesy pick-up lines to text a guy you're interested in, these 100+ best pick-up lines will help you flirt.

 

Funny Pick-Up Lines

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1. Do you know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.
2. I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
3. I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?
4. Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. (pause) I’ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.
5. Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my day/night!
6. I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?
7. I always thought happiness started with an ‘h,’ but it turns out mine starts with ‘u.’
8. I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
9. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
10. Are you a keyboard? Because you are my type.
11. Your eyes are like IKEA. I'm totally lost in them.
12. Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?
13. Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other.
14.  How many times should I walk by you before you realize we’re meant to be?

Flirty Pick-Up Lines

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16. Can you pinch me, because you’re so fine I must be dreaming?
17. Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
18. I’ll give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, you can return it. 
19. You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you
20. Are you a pizza? Because I have a crust on you.
21. If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
22. Are you my bank? Because you’ve got my interest.
23. Hey, I’m looking for treasure. Can I look around your chest?
24. Do you like science? Because I've got my ion you.
25. Are you Netflix? ‘Cause I could watch you for hours.
26. Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
27. Are your parents mechanics? Because you have a fine-tuned body.
28. Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!
29. Let’s play a game! The winner gets to date the loser.
30. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
31. Are you a magic lamp? I just want to rub you and make you fulfill my desires.
32. Like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
33. Your shirt has to go away, but you can stay.
34. The only problem with your lips is that they’re too far away from mine.
35.  Your body is made up of 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty. 

Pick-up lines that you can use in a Bar/Date

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36. Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
37. Can I have your car keys because you’re driving me crazy? 
38. My friends bet me I couldn’t talk to the prettiest girl in the bar. Want to use their money to buy some drinks?
39. Trust me, I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by you.
40. I seem to have lost my number—can I have yours?
41. I was just trying to buy a drink here, but you’re very distracting.
42. I started reading/watching an interesting book/show last week, and I’d love to discuss it with someone. Have you heard of it?
43. You see my friend over there? S/he wants to know if you think I’m cute.
44. I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
45. I’m surprised by the restaurant/bar/etc. hasn’t asked you to leave yet. You’re so beautiful you’re making all the other girls look bad.
46. Excuse me, I don’t mean to intrude, but you owe me a drink (pause), because when I saw you, I dropped mine.
47. You know, I’m actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead?
48. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Clever yet funny Pick-Up Lines 

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49. I’m not trying to get in your pants. I just want to invest in them.
50. Are you the chicken or the egg? Either way, I’ll make sure you come first.
51. Hey, did you hear about the latest glitch on Spotify? For some reason, they don’t have you listed as this week’s hottest single.
52. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me instead?
53. Do you know where you should put your clothes? On my bedroom floor.
54. Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not go home tonight?
55. I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.

Embarrassing pick-up lines that occasionally work.

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56. Are you okay? It must have hurt when you fell from heaven.
57. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
58. Hey, tie your shoelaces. I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
59. If you want to know why I’m following you, it’s because my dad always told me to follow my dream.
60. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
61. My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl. Want to use their money to buy us a few drinks?
62. I would take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
63. My mom told me that life was a deck of cards, so I guess you must be the queen of hearts.
64. My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined.

Cute but Cheesy Pick-Up Line

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65. I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.

66. (Hold out your hand) Hey, I’m going for a walk. Would you mind holding this for me?
67. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I try walking by again?
68. I’m really glad I just bought life insurance because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
69. I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
70. Would you mind giving me a pinch? You’re so cute, I must be dreaming.
71. Wow, when God made you, he was seriously showing off.
72. Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
73. If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.
74. You know, I had a pickup line ready to go, but you’re so hot it just left my mind.
75. When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?
76. I saw you walking by and I had to come to say hello. I love your style. My name’s (your name).
77. I’m not currently an organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
78. I was going to say something really sweet about you, but when I saw you, I became speechless.
79. You know, I believe that honesty is the best policy, so to be perfectly honest, you’re the sexiest man I’ve ever seen.
80. I’d say, ‘God bless you,’ but it looks like he already did.
81. You must be a hell of a thief because you managed to steal my heart from across the room.
82. There must be something wrong with my eyes—I can’t seem to take them off of you.
83. If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it right back.
84. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
85. Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed because you look sweeter than honey.
86. Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've only met you in my dreams.
87. If you and I were socks, we'd make a great pair.

Cringy Indian Pick-Up Lines

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88. Girl, were you born on Diwali? Because You are a pataka!
89. If you like bananas, come with me because I’m a’kela’.
90. Do you eat a lot of pizza because tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
91. I’ll be your Raj if you’ll be my Simran.
92. You are the ‘desi’ in ‘desirable.’
93. Hello, my name is Uber, and I’m here to pick you up
94. I will curry on loving you for as long as life will aloo me.
95. My life without you is like biryani without elaichi.
96. Are you a gulab jamun? Because nothing is sweeter than you!

Never use these Pick-up lines

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97. Are you wi-fi? Cause I'm totally feeling a connection.
98. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
99. I'd like to take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring in your own snacks.
100. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
101. Know what's on the menu? Me-N-U.
102. Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you're the best a man can get!
103. You look so familiar. Didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
104. You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I'm super cheesy, you're super hot, and we belong together.
105. Knock-knock. (Who's there?) When where? (When where who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you.
106. Are you at a 45-degree angle? Because you're a-cutie!
107. If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be the McGorgeous.
108. Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?
109. I'm in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!

Now that you're prepared with these cheesy pick-up lines, add these flirtatious jokes to your arsenal to make your beloved smile. Breaking the ice and starting a conversation will be a little bit simpler with these top pick-up lines.