Who says that cheesy pick-up lines are ineffective? One of the best ways to win someone over is to make them laugh. So if you are thinking of someone, this is a nice way to strike up a conversation or make them smile.
A perfect cheesy pick-up line is like having the ideal wingman; you simply know the deal will be closed. Whether you're looking for cute pick-up lines to tell a girl you like her or need some cheesy pick-up lines to text a guy you're interested in, these 100+ best pick-up lines will help you flirt.
Funny Pick-Up Lines
- Do you know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.
- I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
- I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?
- Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. (pause) I’ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.
- Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my day/night!
- I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?
- I always thought happiness started with an ‘h,’ but it turns out mine starts with ‘u.’
- I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
- Are you a keyboard? Because you are my type.
- Your eyes are like IKEA. I'm totally lost in them.
- Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?
- Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other.
- How many times should I walk by you before you realize we’re meant to be?
Flirty Pick-Up Lines
- Can you pinch me, because you’re so fine I must be dreaming?
- Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
- I’ll give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, you can return it.
- You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you
- Are you a pizza? Because I have a crust on you.
- If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
- Are you my bank? Because you’ve got my interest.
- Hey, I’m looking for treasure. Can I look around your chest?
- Do you like science? Because I've got my ion you.
- Are you Netflix? ‘Cause I could watch you for hours.
- Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
- Are your parents mechanics? Because you have a fine-tuned body.
- Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!
- Let’s play a game! The winner gets to date the loser.
- I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
- Are you a magic lamp? I just want to rub you and make you fulfill my desires.
- Like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
- Your shirt has to go away, but you can stay.
- The only problem with your lips is that they’re too far away from mine.
- Your body is made up of 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.
Pick-up lines that you can use in a Bar/Date
- Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
- Can I have your car keys because you’re driving me crazy?
- My friends bet me I couldn’t talk to the prettiest girl in the bar. Want to use their money to buy some drinks?
- Trust me, I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by you.
- I seem to have lost my number—can I have yours?
- I was just trying to buy a drink here, but you’re very distracting.
- I started reading/watching an interesting book/show last week, and I’d love to discuss it with someone. Have you heard of it?
- You see my friend over there? S/he wants to know if you think I’m cute.
- I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
- I’m surprised by the restaurant/bar/etc. hasn’t asked you to leave yet. You’re so beautiful you’re making all the other girls look bad.
- Excuse me, I don’t mean to intrude, but you owe me a drink (pause), because when I saw you, I dropped mine.
- You know, I’m actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead?
- If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Clever yet funny Pick-Up Lines
- I’m not trying to get in your pants. I just want to invest in them.
- Are you the chicken or the egg? Either way, I’ll make sure you come first.
- Hey, did you hear about the latest glitch on Spotify? For some reason, they don’t have you listed as this week’s hottest single.
- I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me instead?
- Do you know where you should put your clothes? On my bedroom floor.
- Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not go home tonight?
- I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
Embarrassing pick-up lines that occasionally work.
- Are you okay? It must have hurt when you fell from heaven.
- Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
- Hey, tie your shoelaces. I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
- If you want to know why I’m following you, it’s because my dad always told me to follow my dream.
- Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
- My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl. Want to use their money to buy us a few drinks?
- I would take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
- My mom told me that life was a deck of cards, so I guess you must be the queen of hearts.
- My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined.
Cute but Cheesy Pick-Up Line
I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.
- (Hold out your hand) Hey, I’m going for a walk. Would you mind holding this for me?
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I try walking by again?
- I’m really glad I just bought life insurance because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
- I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
- Would you mind giving me a pinch? You’re so cute, I must be dreaming.
- Wow, when God made you, he was seriously showing off.
- Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
- If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.
- You know, I had a pickup line ready to go, but you’re so hot it just left my mind.
- When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?
- I saw you walking by and I had to come to say hello. I love your style. My name’s (your name).
- I’m not currently an organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
- I was going to say something really sweet about you, but when I saw you, I became speechless.
- You know, I believe that honesty is the best policy, so to be perfectly honest, you’re the sexiest man I’ve ever seen.
- I’d say, ‘God bless you,’ but it looks like he already did.
- You must be a hell of a thief because you managed to steal my heart from across the room.
- There must be something wrong with my eyes—I can’t seem to take them off of you.
- If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it right back.
- If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
- Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed because you look sweeter than honey.
- Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've only met you in my dreams.
- If you and I were socks, we'd make a great pair.
Cringy Indian Pick-Up Lines
- Girl, were you born on Diwali? Because You are a pataka!
- If you like bananas, come with me because I’m a’kela’.
- Do you eat a lot of pizza because tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
- I’ll be your Raj if you’ll be my Simran.
- You are the ‘desi’ in ‘desirable.’
- Hello, my name is Uber, and I’m here to pick you up
- I will curry on loving you for as long as life will aloo me.
- My life without you is like biryani without elaichi.
- Are you a gulab jamun? Because nothing is sweeter than you!
Never use these Pick-up lines
- Are you wi-fi? Cause I'm totally feeling a connection.
- If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
- I'd like to take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring in your own snacks.
- Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
- Know what's on the menu? Me-N-U.
- Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you're the best a man can get!
- You look so familiar. Didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
- You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I'm super cheesy, you're super hot, and we belong together.
- Knock-knock. (Who's there?) When where? (When where who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you.
- Are you at a 45-degree angle? Because you're a-cutie!
- If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be the McGorgeous.
- Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?
- I'm in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!
Now that you're prepared with these cheesy pick-up lines, add these flirtatious jokes to your arsenal to make your beloved smile. Breaking the ice and starting a conversation will be a little bit simpler with these top pick-up lines.